Nicholas: so last night I was in a jam packed cafe and a couple was looking for a place to sit, so I invited them to sit at my table. They then proceeded to break up very loudly in front of me.
me: oh my dear lord Nicholas: it ended when she slapped him. She then apologized to me, and I used the worst spanish I could to let her think that I didn’t understand EVERYTHING they had just said. Once she walked away practically the whole cafe burst out laughing