Papa Mitch’s Manhattan Recipe:
1. Add bourbon (must be made in Kentucky, this is VERY important).
2. Add some shit laying around.
3. Cherries, and lots of ‘em.
4. Ice, because ‘Merica.
5. Serve at Christmas.
Also, see his recipes for other
ruined cocktails, like the Old Fashioned (hint: add extra Cactus Cooler).